{"id":1184,"date":"2014-07-08T12:20:42","date_gmt":"2014-07-08T16:20:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/?p=1184"},"modified":"2014-07-11T09:05:54","modified_gmt":"2014-07-11T13:05:54","slug":"weird-s-1-49","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/2014\/07\/weird-s-1-49\/","title":{"rendered":"Weird ?s: 1-49"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Yes, another MeMe (or is it meme?) here on JeezJosie.com because gosh &#8211; I&#8217;ve got SO much DnD &#8220;lit&#8221; publishing this month, I had to break it up with some less&#8230; &#8220;serious&#8221; posts.<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I found, as usual, these questions on Tumblr and thought, well&#8230; some of them are new-ish. So let&#8217;s give it a try. Why? Because its my blog and I can do what I want.<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Hah!<\/p>\n<p>1) Sexuality? <i>Straight, but Not Narrow, as they say.<\/i><br \/>\n2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? <i>Melanie Rawn, if they must be alive at this moment. My Dad, if they don&#8217;t. I&#8217;d like to &#8220;meet&#8221; him again, have him meet Mark&#8230;<\/i><br \/>\n3) Siblings? <i>Yup. One sister, Evie.<\/i><br \/>\n4) What do you think about most? <i>Fictional worlds, imaginary stuff. Mark. Money. Venna.<\/i><br \/>\n5) What does your latest text message from someone else say? <i>From Evie, we were talking about gestational diabetes.<\/i><br \/>\n6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on? <i>Depending on how hot it is, or how <b>hot<\/b> things are &#8211; both, neither.<\/i><br \/>\n7) What&#8217;s your strangest talent? <i>I don&#8217;t have one that I can think of at the moment. I mean, writing. Remembering phone numbers, maybe?<\/i><br \/>\n8) Girls&#8230;. (finish the sentence); Boys&#8230;. (finish the sentence) <i>Girls are people deserving of respect. Boys are people deserving of respect.<\/i><br \/>\n9) Ever had a poem or song written about you? <i>Not that I know of, but once upon a time an online boyfriend got a &#8220;J&#8221; tattooed on his bicep for me. His backwoods hillbilly cousin did it with needles and ballpoint pen ink. Yeah. That happened.<\/i><br \/>\n10) When is the last time you played the air guitar? <i>Last weekend, listening to Man-o-War at the gaming table.<\/i><br \/>\n11) Do you have any strange phobias?<i>I used to be really afraid of Spiders, Clowns, and Snakes. But mostly I just consider those aversions. My only real <b>fears<\/b> these days are failure, losing loved ones, and house fires.<\/i><br \/>\n12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? <i>No. Well, a finger, maybe. I&#8217;m not gonna lie. I&#8217;ve mined a booger in my day. #notashamed #thatshititchessometimes<\/i><br \/>\n13) What&#8217;s your religion? <i>Love<\/i><br \/>\n14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing? <i>Looking for shade. Hahaha&#8230; playing with the puppy.<\/i><br \/>\n15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? <i>Behind. 100%<\/i><br \/>\n16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band? <i>Ummmm&#8230; it is a simple question, but I don&#8217;t have an answer. I don&#8217;t really listen to any one specific these days. I just put on Pandora and let it go.<\/i><br \/>\n17) What was the last lie you told? <i>That I would never make another one of these lists.<\/i><br \/>\n18) Do you believe in karma? <i>Yes, but no. I mean, I don&#8217;t &#8220;believe&#8221; in it like a faith, but I think that sometimes, we reap exactly what we sow.<\/i><br \/>\n19) What does your URL mean? <i>Jeez, Josie is what people sigh when I start talking. My tumblr one, I won&#8217;t post here, but it is just an old &#8220;anonymous&#8221; nickname I used to use for various forums and stuff where you had to register but which I did not want to use my real info on.<\/i><br \/>\n20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength? <i>Fear of Failure. Fear of Failure.<\/i><br \/>\n21) Who is your celebrity crush? <i>Alyson Hannigan.<\/i><br \/>\n22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping? <i>Nope.<\/i><br \/>\n23) How do you vent your anger? <i>I kill people in angry writing rants.<\/i><br \/>\n24) Do you have a collection of anything? <i>I used to collect stuffed black &#038; white cows, holstein-print items, Sailor Moon Goodies, um&#8230; music, notebooks, pens, books&#8230; I&#8217;m not quite a pack rat\/hoarder, but&#8230; <\/i><br \/>\n25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? <i>Neither. I hate the phone. I only like Skype with my Mom &#038; nephew (and sister, lol).<\/i><br \/>\n26) Are you happy with the person you&#8217;ve become? <i>Mostly. I wish I was less lazy, less fat, more successful.<\/i><br \/>\n27) What&#8217;s a sound you hate; sound you love? <i>Crying babies; Mark&#8217;s voice.<\/i><br \/>\n28) What&#8217;s your biggest &#8220;what if&#8221;? <i>&#8230;I die tomorrow?<\/i><br \/>\n29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens? <i>Sorta. Yes.<\/i><br \/>\n30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm. <i>Work computer keyboard. My cup of water.<\/i><br \/>\n31) Smell the air. What do you smell? <i>Sunny stinky happy puppy at my feet.<\/i><br \/>\n32) What&#8217;s the worst place you have ever been to? <i>Gary, Indiana.<\/i><br \/>\n33) Choose East Coast or West Coast? <i>West Coast.<\/i><br \/>\n34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender? <i>A hot dude singer? Ummmm&#8230;. Uhhhh&#8230;. I always thought Adam Levine was okay&#8230; <\/i><br \/>\n35) To you, what is the meaning of life? <i>42<\/i><br \/>\n36) Define Art. <i>Beauty in all its forms. Even the ugly ones.<\/i><br \/>\n37) Do you believe in luck? <i>Er&#8230; I guess so&#8230;?<\/i><br \/>\n38) What&#8217;s the weather like right now? <i>Humid as fuck.<\/i><br \/>\n39) What time is it? <i>11:17pm<\/i><br \/>\n40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? <i>Yes. Yes, twice at 16 and never since.<\/i><br \/>\n41) What was the last book you read? <i>re-reading GRRM&#8217;s GoT series<\/i><br \/>\n42) Do you like the smell of gasoline? <i>Ugh. No.<\/i><br \/>\n43) Do you have any nicknames? <i>Nubby, Sweet Tangerine, The Bitch, Josie, Baby-cakes&#8230;<\/i><br \/>\n44) What was the last movie you saw? <i>I watched Centurion the other night. I think that&#8217;s it. I&#8217;ve been watching DVR&#8217;d TV Shows the past few days.<\/i><br \/>\n45) What&#8217;s the worst injury you&#8217;ve ever had? <i>Infected tooth that left me hospitalized for nine days.<\/i><br \/>\n46) Have you ever caught a butterfly? <i>I don&#8217;t think so. They&#8217;re beautiful in flight, why catch it?<\/i><br \/>\n47) Do you have any obsessions right now? <i>I am the Queen of obsessions. I think Sailor Moon and DnD are my biggest obsessions of the moment.<\/i><br \/>\n48) What&#8217;s your sexual orientation? <i>Didn&#8217;t we already answer this in #1? I like dudes for sex. I like to look at pretty people of any gender. I both love and hate people in general.<\/i><br \/>\n49) Ever had a rumor spread about you? <i>Yeah. That I was a dyke, that I was a slut, that I was a viiiiirgin&#8230;<\/i><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;.to be continued&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/signature.jpg\" alt=\"Signed, Josie\" width=\"92\" height=\"139\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-13\"\/><br \/>\n<i>Note: Image is &#8220;FAQ&#8221; by (beni_bb) from SXC.hu<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Yes, another MeMe (or is it meme?) here on JeezJosie.com because gosh &#8211; I&#8217;ve got SO much DnD &#8220;lit&#8221; publishing this month, I had to break it up with some less&#8230; &#8220;serious&#8221; posts. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I found, as usual, these questions on Tumblr and thought, well&#8230; some of them are new-ish.&hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-p\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/2014\/07\/weird-s-1-49\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1191,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[94,1],"tags":[214,106,174,61],"class_list":["post-1184","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-list","category-uncategorized","tag-life","tag-lists","tag-memes","tag-tumblr","xfolkentry","clearfix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1184","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1184"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1184\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1193,"href":"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1184\/revisions\/1193"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1191"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1184"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1184"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1184"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}