{"id":1187,"date":"2014-07-12T12:21:33","date_gmt":"2014-07-12T16:21:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/?p=1187"},"modified":"2014-07-13T15:31:47","modified_gmt":"2014-07-13T19:31:47","slug":"weird-s-50-99","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/2014\/07\/weird-s-50-99\/","title":{"rendered":"Weird ?s: 50-99"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Yes, another MeMe (or is it meme?) here on JeezJosie.com because gosh &#8211; I&#8217;ve got SO much DnD &#8220;lit&#8221; publishing this month, I had to break it up with some less&#8230; &#8220;serious&#8221; posts.<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I found, as usual, these questions on Tumblr and thought, well&#8230; some of them are new-ish. So let&#8217;s give it a try. Why? Because its my blog and I can do what I want.<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Hah!<\/p>\n<p>50) Do you believe in magic? <i>In a weird whimsical way, yes. But in reality, yes.<\/i><br \/>\n51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong? <i>I have a long memory, yeah. I hate it about myself, but I definitely hold grudges. <\/i><br \/>\n52) What is your astrological sign? <i>Taurus<\/i><br \/>\n53) Do you save money or spend it? <i>Both. Working on being a better saver.<\/i><br \/>\n54) What&#8217;s the last thing you purchased? <i>Mark&#8217;s GPS, I think, other than groceries. <\/i><br \/>\n55) Love or lust? <i>Lust for your Love. <\/i><br \/>\n56) In a relationship? <i>Married, so yeah.<\/i><br \/>\n57) How many relationships have you had? <i>That&#8217;s hard to quantify. Two &#8220;sexual&#8221; relationships, others that were online and intensely felt&#8230; <\/i><br \/>\n58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue? <i>Not a chance.<\/i><br \/>\n59) Where were you yesterday? <i>Right where I am now. Sitting at my work computer in my PJs watching TV and waiting for calls. LOL. <\/i><br \/>\n60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? <i>*looks* The mechanical pencil I use for gaming is less than six inches from my hands on the keyboard. It is pink. Other pens nearby. Books on the shelf. My phone case.  <\/i><br \/>\n61) Are you wearing socks right now? <i>God, no. Ugh. No.<\/i><br \/>\n62) What&#8217;s your favorite animal? <i>Venna.<\/i><br \/>\n63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you? <i>&#8230;baked goods? I don&#8217;t have one. But I imagine giving people baked goods helps.<\/i><br \/>\n64) Where is your best friend? <i>Mark? At work. Tim? At home in E-Burg, I imagine.<\/i><br \/>\n66) What is your heritage? <i>English, Irish (or Scottish? I forget) and Italian.<\/i><br \/>\n67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM? <i>Working. Like every night.<\/i><br \/>\n70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend? <i>I would. I am loyal, a good listener, non-demanding, funny as hell, and I like food. What&#8217;s not to like?<\/i><br \/>\n71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do? <i>Get fired, save a dog.<\/i><br \/>\n72) You are at the doctor\u2019s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone\/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid? <i>I would. I would tell everyone I love and tell them how much I love them. I would not work. I would write, I would visit my distant loved ones, and I would have as much sex with my husband as possible before I dropped dead.<\/i><br \/>\n73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love. <i>Shit. Can you have Love without Trust?<\/i><br \/>\n74) What&#8217;s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it? <i>Canned Heat, Jamiroquai.<\/i><br \/>\n75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number? <i>Eff you. I&#8217;m not putting that on the interwebs.<\/i><br \/>\n76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship? <i>Laughter, honesty, respect.<\/i><br \/>\n77) How can I win your heart? <i>You can&#8217;t.<\/i><br \/>\n78) Can insanity bring on more creativity? <i>Maybe.<\/i><br \/>\n79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far? <i>Being born. For sure.<\/i><br \/>\n80) What size shoes do you wear? <i>9 Wide<\/i><br \/>\n81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone? <i>This Chick Rocked. She was Loved. She gave Love. She died Happy.<\/i><br \/>\n82) What is your favorite word? <i>Fuck.<\/i><br \/>\n83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart. <i>Attack.<\/i><br \/>\n84) What is a saying you say a lot? <i>Sonuvabitch!<\/i><br \/>\n85) What&#8217;s the last song you listened to? <i>&#8220;Let it Go&#8221;. Yeah. <\/i><br \/>\n86) Basic question; what&#8217;s your favorite color\/colors? <i>Tangerine Orange<\/i><br \/>\n87) What is your current desktop picture? <i>It rotates every 15 minutes; its some weird anemone flower at the mo.<\/i><br \/>\n88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be? <i> I wouldn&#8217;t.<\/i><br \/>\n89) What would be a question you&#8217;d be afraid to tell the truth on? <i>&#8230;I don&#8217;t know. I truly try to be honest. I value honesty.<\/i><br \/>\n90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren&#8217;t really doing anything, they&#8217;re just standing around your bed. What do you do? <i>Pull the covers over my head. You&#8217;re always safe under the covers, right?<\/i><br \/>\n91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what&#8217;s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power? <i>Yum. Something that would allow me to get super-rich and help people. Is super-rich a super-power? I want that.<\/i><br \/>\n92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again? <i>God&#8230; I don&#8217;t know. I&#8217;d rather stay with a lifetime with Mark than pick one memorable half hour.<\/i><br \/>\n93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? <i>I think all my horrible experiences made me whom I am today. And I like me.<\/i><br \/>\n94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be? <i>I wouldn&#8217;t, proably.<\/i><br \/>\n95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go? <i>If I can take Mark, New Zealand.<\/i><br \/>\n96) Do you have any relatives in jail? <i>Not that I know of &#8211; but I have in the past.<\/i><br \/>\n97) Have you ever thrown up in the car? <i>Yes. Mostly, outside the car, but due to being IN the car.<\/i><br \/>\n98) Ever been on a plane? <i>Of course.<\/i><br \/>\n99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say? <i>Love each other. Life is too short for hate.<\/i><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/signature.jpg\" alt=\"Signed, Josie\" width=\"92\" height=\"139\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-13\"\/><br \/>\n<i>Note: Image is &#8220;FAQ&#8221; by (beni_bb) from SXC.hu<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Yes, another MeMe (or is it meme?) here on JeezJosie.com because gosh &#8211; I&#8217;ve got SO much DnD &#8220;lit&#8221; publishing this month, I had to break it up with some less&#8230; &#8220;serious&#8221; posts. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I found, as usual, these questions on Tumblr and thought, well&#8230; some of them are new-ish.&hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-p\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/2014\/07\/weird-s-50-99\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1191,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[94,1],"tags":[214,95,174,61],"class_list":["post-1187","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-list","category-uncategorized","tag-life","tag-list-2","tag-memes","tag-tumblr","xfolkentry","clearfix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1187","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1187"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1187\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1189,"href":"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1187\/revisions\/1189"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1191"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1187"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1187"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1187"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}