{"id":1500,"date":"2016-02-27T10:00:18","date_gmt":"2016-02-27T14:00:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/?p=1500"},"modified":"2016-01-08T05:26:52","modified_gmt":"2016-01-08T09:26:52","slug":"rhiallis-the-mysterious-butt-punch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/2016\/02\/rhiallis-the-mysterious-butt-punch\/","title":{"rendered":"Rhiallis: The Mysterious Butt-Punch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Today\u2019s snippet, titled \u201cThe Mysterious Butt-Punch\u201d, is a piece I wrote about my PC in Mark&#8217;s Pathfinder Campaign.<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; This chapter seems to come out of no where, in a lot of ways. I experiment with my recap RPs, trying to find interesting ways of rehashing the events with out making every single installment &#8220;the party travelled to X, they killed Y, they drank beer, then they travelled to Z&#8221;, the way some fantasy novels (well, some novels, period) tend to go. In this chapter, the party had survived a terrible encounter only to be utterly slaughtered (or so it seemed) by the next&#8230; well, read on to find out how Rhiallis fared in <b>that<\/b> mess&#8230;<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Be forewarned, there may be mature themes and naughty language below.<br \/>\n&#8211; \u2013 \u2013 \u2013 \u2013 \u2013 \u2013 \u2013 \u2013 \u2013 &#8211;<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; \tBreathless, her heart pounding in her chest, Rhiallis plucked at the knot around her waist. Mira had unfastened hers in a heartbeat, Korael too. The others were chuckling in relief as they removed the rope that kept them all bound together.<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; \t\u201cIt really did feel like something punched me in the butt,\u201d Korael said, winding the rope around her palm and elbow. \u201cNow I know exactly what Celeste meant.\u201d<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; \t\u201cToo soon,\u201d Celeste said. \u201cToo soon.\u201d<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; \tRhiallis gave her a sympathetic look. She had recovered remarkably well, considering just hours ago, all life had departed her body.  Celeste\u2019s gaunt face would haunt her dreams for some time, she knew. Still, the fact that she was standing here now, ready to fight, spoke volumes for her fortitude. Celeste was not Graves, to be sure, but she was a fierce, doughty warrior just the same and their party would not be the same without her.<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; \t\u201cDo you hear that? There\u2019s something\u2026\u201d<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; \tSomeone shushed Aimsley and seven sets of ears strained to listen. Beyond the door, Rhiallis could hear nothing, but she drew Radiance from its sheath in anticipation of an ambush.<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; \t\u201cThrough this door,\u201d Mira said, nodding. \u201cI don\u2019t see any traps.\u201d<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; \tThe doors opened.<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; \tEverything went dark.<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; \tDown and down and down, into a spiraling, endless abyss she fell.<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; \tImages whirled up from the depths of nothingness, searing her mind\u2019s eye as they grew to intense, painful brightness and then faded in a heartbeat.<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Sadie\u2019s tear-stained cheeks as they embraced and Rhiallis apologize for having smote her while she was possessed. Aimsley\u2019s surprisingly wicked smile as they plotted to use her dimension-hopping spell in the event that they encountered the Tiefling mage again. James\u2019 eyes closing as they leaned in to kiss her. Mira\u2019s tight hugs and eternal grin. Mytra laughing as Isaac tried to snuffle out a treat from her sack. Kumiko cleaning her blade. Graves\u2019 eyes, bright with fury. Korael warming her bow string on a chilly morning. Niro honing his blade. Jensen\u2019s indigant snort. Sardones eating a sandwich of oatmeal and salted fish. Idril and Lucien and Koto and Mickey and Alisandra and Redd and all those they fought with trying to escape the ruins beneath Kenabres.<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; She saw Ema and Seraphina. She saw the Widow Trememine and she saw little Norman Weisbine hopping around after she had saved his grandfather\u2019s life. She fell further and further down the rabbit hole. Faces she had not seen in decades and whose names she could hardly recall. Her mother, her father, the children of the village murdered that fateful day before her twelfth birthday.<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; And Viggo.<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; His eyes burned the brightest; his memory hurt the most.<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; As the darkness wove around her, tighter and tighter until she could not breathe, could not think, Rhiallis knew that her mortal life was over and that only the Hells awaited. She floated in the middle of oblivion, as if on a midnight sea.<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; She blinked.<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; She was floating, yes, but above a murky pit of lurid green slime. Radiance was in its sheath at her side, she could feel the power resting against her thigh. In the space of an instant, perhaps two, Rhiallis pulled herself to the edge of the pit and surveyed the scene.<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; A million things were happening at once and she was overcome with a sense of both  despair and hope.<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Korael\u2019s voice rang out from the depths of a pit to the left. Mira fought tooth and nail against a shadowy beast to the right. Celeste was on her back, swinging the Demonbane blade with skill and fury. Niro leapt over her head, throwing himself into the pit and Aimsley slung a spell at him, trying to prevent him from falling into the slime. Sadie had a dead look in her shining eyes that could only mean one thing &#8211; she had been dispossessed of her body again.<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Seizing Radiance and ripping it from its scabbard, Rhiallis screamed a battlecry and waded into the fray.<br \/>\n&#8211; \u2013 \u2013 \u2013 \u2013 \u2013 \u2013 \u2013 \u2013 \u2013 &#8211;<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/signature.jpg\" alt=\"Signed, Josie\" width=\"92\" height=\"139\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-13\" \/><br \/>\n<i>Note: Image is &#8220;King Jagiello Statue Central&#8221; by (Mulligand) from SXC.hu; edited by me<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Today\u2019s snippet, titled \u201cThe Mysterious Butt-Punch\u201d, is a piece I wrote about my PC in Mark&#8217;s Pathfinder Campaign. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; This chapter seems to come out of no where, in a lot of ways. 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