{"id":170,"date":"2013-04-10T09:51:33","date_gmt":"2013-04-10T14:51:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/?p=170"},"modified":"2013-04-10T09:58:46","modified_gmt":"2013-04-10T14:58:46","slug":"sick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/2013\/04\/sick\/","title":{"rendered":"Sick."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I had every intention of writing three posts for the week on Sunday. < insert comment about the path to Hell >.<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Mark had been sick all week &#8211; just miserable &#8211; and when he&#8217;s home sick, its super-hard to focus. Hell, when he&#8217;s home at all! Tee-hee. But last week was sort of a bust. And then Saturday we had an epic gaming day (I can&#8217;t wait to share Mim&#8217;s latest story!) so I got no writing done. So Sunday was it. It was going to be great.<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &#8230;<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &#8230;and then Venna knocked my cup of coffee all over my lovely ergonomic, quiet-key keyboard&#8230; I say Venna, even though it was my elbow, it was because of her that I jumped up so fast&#8230; Totally <b>not<\/b> my fault, right? Hah!<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Anyway, the beastly event killed my keyboard, which was not even a whole year old. Even after it dried it fails to respond at all. I was able to borrow my cheap-o work keyboard (recently bought to replace the ergonomic one I had bought just before buying this lovely one last year &#8211; the &#8220;1&#8221; key doesn&#8217;t work all the time so I replaced it and used it as a back-up, but then Mark&#8217;s keyboard randomly stopped working a few days before that and so he took my 1-sucks keyboard, I bought a $10 dollar replacement for the work computer, and&#8230;wait- What was my point?) for the day, but I knew it would have to go back to my work set-up Monday, leaving me keyboardless.<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Blah blah blah, Josie. Jeez.<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Anyway &#8211; I could have gone for another cheap-o Wal-Mart one, but I cannot type brilliant novels on that (haha, like I can on anything) so I ordered a copy via Amazon Prime.<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; And all was well.<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Now, the title of this post is &#8220;Sick.&#8221; so you&#8217;d think I&#8217;d mention illness at some point, right? Otherwise some quip about lots of keyboard malfuntions&#8230; Here goes the rest of the story.<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Sunday afternoon, Mark, Venna, and I had a lovely cook-out with our neighbors-slash-awesome friends. Burgers &#038; baked beans, beer for them and iced tea for us. It was a good time shared by all.<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; But the weather was changing. The skies were rapidly darkening with storm clouds and a few drops of rain hit us as we packed it in. The humidity rose about a bajillion percent and not long after we all went inside, I started to feel a little tickle in my throat.<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; A little tickled turned into a full-fledged sore throat, complete with deep racking cough and fever, by about 11pm and I knew I had gotten whatever crud it was that kept Mark down all the previous week.<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I was sick.<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Sick, damn it.<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Monday, I hardly got out of bed (except to go to the grocery store, which&#8230; grr&#8230; we won&#8217;t discuss here). Tuesday, still sick as heck, I again had to go to the store (boo-hiss) and then, so Mark could sleep, spent a few hours out in the backyard with Venna. She loved it.<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I got sunburned like nobody&#8217;s business. I thought, gee, I&#8217;m in the shade, I&#8217;ll be okay.<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I am not okay.<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; So fast-forward to Wednesday, today. I had to reschedule Venna&#8217;s V-E-T appointment, because I am in no shape to deal with that. I cannot call off (because if you&#8217;re out three days they make you get a doc&#8217;s note to return and I can&#8217;t afford to find and visit a doc today). I&#8217;m hot and its only 11 a.m., I&#8217;m cranky and phlegm-y and cannot face another night of this job. My skin is red and radiating heat; my head is throbbing, and my dog is begging to go out and play.<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Today, worse than Monday or Tuesday, I am sick.<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Sick.<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &#8230;sick.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/signature.jpg\" alt=\"Signed, Josie\" width=\"92\" height=\"139\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-13\" \/><br \/>\n<i>Note: Featured Image is &#8220;white tissue clean&#8221; by roym from SXC.hu<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I had every intention of writing three posts for the week on Sunday. < insert comment about the path to Hell >. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Mark had been sick all week &#8211; just miserable &#8211; and when he&#8217;s home sick, its super-hard to focus. Hell, when he&#8217;s home at all! Tee-hee. 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