{"id":40,"date":"2013-03-04T03:17:32","date_gmt":"2013-03-04T08:17:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/?p=40"},"modified":"2013-03-04T03:19:07","modified_gmt":"2013-03-04T08:19:07","slug":"canine-conundrum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/2013\/03\/canine-conundrum\/","title":{"rendered":"Canine Conundrum"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Used to be, the newspapers and classifieds and public notice boards of the US were filled with &#8216;Free to Good Home&#8217; ads for puppies. Usually mixed breed &#8220;Oops&#8221; litters (oops, my unaltered bitch was in heat and my unaltered male tied with her *gasp* what a shock&#8230;), but it wasn&#8217;t exactly difficult to find a puppy.<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Times have changed.<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; At some point in the past decade-and-a-half, people realized that if you tack a stupid portmanteau-esque name on to a mixed breed, you can dupe people into paying beaucoup bucks for it. If I were to be adopting my old dog, Keiko, today &#8211; I&#8217;d not be getting a Border Collie-Labrador mix, no. She would be a trendy Borador. You can find Chipoos and Morkies and a whole slew of Doodles, all listed for sale at $250 to $1000 dollars, or more.<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; People are purposely breeding their family mutt to some other mutt and calling it a hybrid (don&#8217;t get me started on <i>that<\/i> misnomer. I know times are tough, but pimping out the family dog to pay for iPads is pretty low, as far as I&#8217;m concerned.<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; But this entry is not my rant about that whole mess. Nope. Not today.<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Anyway &#8211; Mark &#038; I have wanted to adopt a dog for years. When we moved back to Ellensburg, we looked in earnest for a smallish dog (the HOA rules dictated no dogs over 30 pounds) but never quite found one that a) we could afford or b) suited us. I had decided, prior to buying that place, that I was absolutely <b>never<\/b> going to live in a place that wouldn&#8217;t allow me to have a dog. By 2009, it had already been years since I had been able to have a dog and I was just sick of waiting.<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Fast forward to 2011. We moved back to PA and signed a lease on an apartment. One of the things we discussed with our landlord was our desire to adopt a dog. He was cool about it and so long as we paid a deposit &#8211; we were allowed. Somehow, the stars never aligned and no canine companion joined our family.<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Now, in the wonderful place we&#8217;re living, we reached an agreement with the owners and they have no problem with us having a dog &#8211; so long as, obviously, we clean up after her and supervise her with their two pups. So since we moved in, last September, Mark &#038; I have been stalking rescue webpages and sites like Petfinder, looking for our new little friend.<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Several times, we thought we&#8217;d found one that suited only to find out the adoption fee was $600 dollars or they wouldn&#8217;t adopt to a family who didn&#8217;t own their own home or they wanted to be able to do random home visits after the pup had come home with us. Uh, no.<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Its frustrating.<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I work from home, we&#8217;ve both been dog owners in the past, we have no small children (at the mo) and there&#8217;s a fenced yard outback (not that I&#8217;ll be leaving him\/her unattended because&#8230;busy street and stuff). We&#8217;re planning to feed grain-free and use positive training methods and damn it &#8211; we just want a puppy to raise.<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; You&#8217;d think we&#8217;d be a pretty great potential home. Yet somehow, both rescues and legitimate, responsible breeders (yep, there is such a thing and we found a couple) make it so complicated (or expensive) that it really doesn&#8217;t surprise me that people end up buying dogs from Pet Stores (puppy mills &#8211; ugh, that&#8217;s a rant for another day), Craigslist, or websites like PupppyFind.<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; That said &#8211; I&#8217;m a lady of principle and we&#8217;ll keep scouring the rescue sites and shelters for our little bark-machine. There&#8217;s gotta be <b>one<\/b> medium-to-large sized dog out there for us.<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; (And yes, we do want a puppy. In the future, we&#8217;ll adopt only adult dogs, but the experience of puppyhood, with all its good and bad points, is something we both want to tackle together. Deal with it.)<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/signature.jpg\" alt=\"Signed, Josie\" width=\"92\" height=\"139\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-13\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Used to be, the newspapers and classifieds and public notice boards of the US were filled with &#8216;Free to Good Home&#8217; ads for puppies. 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