{"id":526,"date":"2013-10-13T06:05:47","date_gmt":"2013-10-13T11:05:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/?p=526"},"modified":"2013-10-07T15:23:02","modified_gmt":"2013-10-07T20:23:02","slug":"self-reflection-part-three","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/2013\/10\/self-reflection-part-three\/","title":{"rendered":"Self-Reflection, Part Three"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Hmm. Last set of questions today. I imagine everyone is pretty glad to see that this series is ending. No one needs to know THAT much about Josie, eh?<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Too bad! I will probably do this again next time I find a series of questions on Tumblr.<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Obviously &#8211; this set was written by a young person. It makes me think about being about 15 and writing my future life history. By the age I am now, according to those stories, I should be married to the donor whose sperm fathered all five of my artificially inseminated children, have a ranch with cows and lots of dogs, and oh yeah &#8211; be a world-famous published author.<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Moving on&#8230; Water Lily, why&#8217;n&#8217;t you go ahead and answer these last few? I imagine these will be shorter because a) its very late in my day and I&#8217;m exhausted, b) they&#8217;re kind of lame questions, and c) I have to poop so I am thinking\/typing fast. *ahem*<br \/>\n&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>What gender do you prefer?<\/li>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <i>I identify as straight. But not narrow. And even though I don&#8217;t necessarily find myself attracted to females &#8211; I can definitely appreciate beauty in all people.<\/i><\/p>\n<li>What\u2019s the first thing you notice about someone?<\/li>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <i>Their eyes, I think. I have always been drawn (and actually drawn) to eyes. Mm&#8230; windows to the soul? Maybe. But even if it is not, there is still so much to find and see and appreciate in a person&#8217;s eyes.<\/i><\/p>\n<li>Could you love someone you found ugly?<\/li>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <i>Yes. No further comment.<\/i><\/p>\n<li>Favorite hair color?<\/li>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <i>Dudes? Any and all. Mark&#8217;s silver and dark brown is pretty hot. On chicks? Well, most of my girl-crushes have been redheads. Oh yeah, Alyson Hannigan, I&#8217;m looking at you.<\/i><\/p>\n<li>Favorite eye color?<\/li>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <i>Hazel.<\/i><\/p>\n<li>Ideal height?<\/li>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <i>If you had asked me as a fifteen year old &#8211; the taller the better. 6&#8217;3&#8243; or more. Now? I&#8217;m pretty content with 5&#8217;9&#8243;.<\/i><\/p>\n<li>Describe, personality-wise, what your ideal boy\/girlfriend would be like?<\/li>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <i>Sheesh. Ideal? Funny, creative, intelligent, pervy (in a good way)&#8230; basically, Mark.<\/i><\/p>\n<li>Describe, appearance-wise, what your ideal boy\/girlfriend would be like?<\/li>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <i>Hmm. Brad Pitt, circa &#8220;Troy&#8221;. No lie. <\/i><\/p>\n<li>What do you look for&#8211;brains or looks?<\/li>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <i>Personality. <\/i><\/p>\n<li>Could you fall in love online?<\/li>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <i>I did. Twice. And if, God forbid, I am ever single again, I have no doubt I could do it again.<\/i><\/p>\n<li>How much of an age cap can you handle?<\/li>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <i>Apparently, nearly 12 years is totally doable. Though sometimes it makes Mark grumpy when I point out that during his senior year of High School, I was in like, first grade. Hah!<\/i><\/p>\n<li>How would you introduce yourself on a blind date?<\/li>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <i>I wouldn&#8217;t. No way.<\/i><\/p>\n<li>Could you forgive a cheater?<\/li>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <i>I did once. I never will again. <\/i><\/p>\n<li>Is lying about something serious as bad as cheating?<\/li>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; <i>&#8230;depends on the &#8220;seriousness&#8221;. Lying about getting a vasectomy while we&#8217;re busily trying to get pregnant? Yeah, that&#8217;s as bad. That&#8217;s a total breach of trust. Utterly wrong. Those sort of big lies indicate a lack of or breakdown of communication; toxic.<\/i>\n<\/ul>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/signature.jpg\" alt=\"Signed, Josie\" width=\"92\" height=\"139\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-13\" \/><br \/>\n<i>Note: Image is &#8220;XXX&#8221; by XXX from SXC.hu<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Hmm. Last set of questions today. I imagine everyone is pretty glad to see that this series is ending. No one needs to know THAT much about Josie, eh? &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Too bad! I will probably do this again next time I find a series of questions on Tumblr. &nbsp; &nbsp;&hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-p\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/2013\/10\/self-reflection-part-three\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":203,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[2,3,89],"class_list":["post-526","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-life","tag-josie","tag-mark","tag-self","xfolkentry","clearfix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/526","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=526"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/526\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":598,"href":"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/526\/revisions\/598"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/203"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=526"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=526"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=526"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}