{"id":621,"date":"2013-10-31T23:23:18","date_gmt":"2013-11-01T04:23:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/?p=621"},"modified":"2013-10-24T23:41:14","modified_gmt":"2013-10-25T04:41:14","slug":"boo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/2013\/10\/boo\/","title":{"rendered":"Boo!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Happy Halloween!<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I have babies on the brain this year. More than ever. Probably because I&#8217;m a married woman now, rather than just living in &#8220;sin&#8221; for all those years. Or maybe because I&#8217;m still a new auntie who gets great photos frequently, or because, and I swear this is true, every one I ever knew is either pregnant, trying to get pregnant, or was recently pregnant.<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; And I keep seeing these AH-mazing baby\/toddler\/child costumes. And I keep getting incensed about the sexy costumes they&#8217;re marketing to younger and younger girls (and to older ones, I mean, why can&#8217;t any one just be a pirate? Why must they be &#8216;sexy&#8217; &#8211; aka half-nekkid &#8211; pirates by default?). And the geekery, and the cosplay, and the just flat-out adorableness! Squee!<br \/>\n&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Of all the things I&#8217;ve seen and am dying to do to little Mark\/Josie Junior someday, this below is so&#8230; so&#8230; weird and awesome and simple and just, epic! EPIC&#8230; I must do it. Mark may agree, but&#8230; <\/p>\n<p><object width=\"420\" height=\"315\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/GkBDRUO8hAo?version=3&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/GkBDRUO8hAo?version=3&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/signature.jpg\" alt=\"Signed, Josie\" width=\"92\" height=\"139\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-13\" \/><br \/>\n<i>Note: Image is &#8220;Halloween night&#8221; by nvadim from SXC.hu<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Happy Halloween! &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I have babies on the brain this year. More than ever. Probably because I&#8217;m a married woman now, rather than just living in &#8220;sin&#8221; for all those years. Or maybe because I&#8217;m still a new auntie who gets great photos frequently, or because, and I swear this&hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"more-link-p\"><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/2013\/10\/boo\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":622,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[36,99,45,100],"class_list":["post-621","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-life","tag-children","tag-halloween","tag-holiday","tag-pregnancy","xfolkentry","clearfix"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/621","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=621"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/621\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":625,"href":"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/621\/revisions\/625"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/622"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=621"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=621"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/jeezjosie.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=621"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}