\n2. Are you outgoing or shy? Shy. So shy. Except when I drink OR when I DM.<\/i>
\n3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?My mom, sister, bro-in-law, nephew, and as-yet-unborn nibling! Also, my bestie, TIMOTHY!<\/i>
\n4. Are you easy to get along with? I’m very easy going, usually, though I recently found out I am known at work as a “stickler”, a “hard -ass”, and as someone who doesn’t take shit. So, yeah.<\/i>
\n5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you? He has, long ago, when we still drank. Poor guy.<\/i>
\n6. What kind of people are you attracted to? Funny, intelligent people. Nice eyes, soft smile, sincerity.<\/i>
\n7. Do you think you\u2019ll be in a relationship two months from now? Hells yes, until death do us part. (This list was obviously written for young Tumblr-ers… teens, likely).<\/i>
\n8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?Hmm. Well, sexually\/romantically – my husband. But just in general, I’ve been thinking a lot about my nephew, Malakai, lately. I hope he knows how much his Auntie Josie loves him. I hate being so far from family.<\/i>
\n9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? Depends on who with and what the subject matter is.<\/i>
\n10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? Most recently, my husband, but I fondly remember lots of long talks under the stars with one of my high school besties, Lynders.<\/i>
\n11. What does the most recent text that you sent say? Uh, its from Amazon saying my order shipped. Before that, my Mom telling me she loves me – right before she left on a cruise!<\/i>
\n12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now? Hmm. Affected, Meghan Tonjes. That’s the only one popping into my head tonight. Sorry. I’ll get back to you.<\/i>
\n13. Do you like it when people play with your hair? Oh yeah. So much.<\/i>
\n14. Do you believe in luck and miracles? I hope<\/b> luck exists, because sometimes I need it, and I have faith that miracles do.<\/i>
\n15. What good thing happened this summer? Last summer? Uh, I thought I was dying and went to the hospital to find out I’m severely anemic.<\/i>
\n16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? As soon as he wakes up for any reason.<\/i>
\n17. Do you think there is life on other planets? Seems likely.<\/i>
\n18. Do you still talk to your first crush? Dear God, no. He won’t remember me, it was like, 25 years ago.<\/i>
\n19. Do you like bubble baths? Used to…but haven’t had a suitable tub in ages.<\/i>
\n20. Do you like your neighbors? Our closest ones, yes. Our outer ones, no.<\/i>
\n21. What are you bad habits? Eating, procrastinating, biting my nails.<\/i>
\n22. Where would you like to travel? Honestly, these days I have little desire to travel. I like home. Home is safe and home is good. But I would like to see my family more, and I’d like to see Greece & Tokyo & London someday…<\/i>
\n23. Do you have trust issues? Pfft – what fatchick doesn’t?<\/i>
\n24. Favorite part of your daily routine? Kissing Mark. Hugging Venna.<\/i>
\n25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? The surplus of chub.<\/i>
\n26. What do you do when you wake up? Get up and pee.<\/i>
\n27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? Nope. I’m pretty comfortable.<\/i>
\n28. Who are you most comfortable around? My mom, or Mark.<\/i>
\n29. Have any of your ex\u2019s told you they regret breaking up? With me? Yes. <\/i>
\n30. Do you ever want to get married? I am married. I won’t ever marry again.<\/i>
\n31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail? Is it? Yes. Typo is not mine.<\/i>
\n32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with? Alyson Hannigan. Brad Pitt circa Troy. <\/i>
\n33. Spell your name with your chin. …I did, but you can’t see it. So there.<\/i>
\n34. Do you play sports? What sports? Nope. Got a Varsity Letter in Knowledge Bowl in High School though. <\/i>
\n35. Would you rather live without TV or music? Fuck me. Neither.<\/i>
\n36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them? Oh yeah.<\/i>
\n37. What do you say during awkward silences? Nothing, that’s why they’re silent.<\/i>
\n38. Describe your dream girl\/guy? Mark, only richer. Much richer. HAHA<\/i>
\n39. What are your favorite stores to shop in? Amazon<\/i>
\n40. What do you want to do after high school? …really? *sigh* I wanted to be a teacher. Now I’m sure I don’t.<\/i>
\n41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? Depends on the offense, to be honest. Child rapists? No. Me slipping up on a diet? Yes.<\/i>
\n42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean? That I’m being me.<\/i>
\n43. Do you smile at strangers? Constantly. Probably to the point that it is off putting.<\/i>
\n44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean? Space. The bottom of the ocean is fucking terrifying!<\/i>
\n45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning? The love in my life.<\/i>
\n46. What are you paranoid about? Being disliked. Being stinky. Being hated.<\/i>
\n47. Have you ever been high? I can neither confirm, nor deny.<\/i>
\n48. Have you ever been drunk? Not in like, six or more years.<\/i>
\n49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about? I ate a gigantic spoonful of peanut butter earlier. Not even because I was hungry, but because I was angry that I have to give up all the junk for realsies.<\/i>
\n50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore? Black.<\/i>
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