Self-Reflection, Part Three

      Hmm. Last set of questions today. I imagine everyone is pretty glad to see that this series is ending. No one needs to know THAT much about Josie, eh?
      Too bad! I will probably do this again next time I find a series of questions on Tumblr.
      Obviously – this set was written by a young person. It makes me think about being about 15 and writing my future life history. By the age I am now, according to those stories, I should be married to the donor whose sperm fathered all five of my artificially inseminated children, have a ranch with cows and lots of dogs, and oh yeah – be a world-famous published author.
      Moving on… Water Lily, why’n’t you go ahead and answer these last few? I imagine these will be shorter because a) its very late in my day and I’m exhausted, b) they’re kind of lame questions, and c) I have to poop so I am thinking/typing fast. *ahem*

  • What gender do you prefer?
  •       I identify as straight. But not narrow. And even though I don’t necessarily find myself attracted to females – I can definitely appreciate beauty in all people.

  • What’s the first thing you notice about someone?
  •       Their eyes, I think. I have always been drawn (and actually drawn) to eyes. Mm… windows to the soul? Maybe. But even if it is not, there is still so much to find and see and appreciate in a person’s eyes.

  • Could you love someone you found ugly?
  •       Yes. No further comment.

  • Favorite hair color?
  •       Dudes? Any and all. Mark’s silver and dark brown is pretty hot. On chicks? Well, most of my girl-crushes have been redheads. Oh yeah, Alyson Hannigan, I’m looking at you.

  • Favorite eye color?
  •       Hazel.

  • Ideal height?
  •       If you had asked me as a fifteen year old – the taller the better. 6’3″ or more. Now? I’m pretty content with 5’9″.

  • Describe, personality-wise, what your ideal boy/girlfriend would be like?
  •       Sheesh. Ideal? Funny, creative, intelligent, pervy (in a good way)… basically, Mark.

  • Describe, appearance-wise, what your ideal boy/girlfriend would be like?
  •       Hmm. Brad Pitt, circa “Troy”. No lie.

  • What do you look for–brains or looks?
  •       Personality.

  • Could you fall in love online?
  •       I did. Twice. And if, God forbid, I am ever single again, I have no doubt I could do it again.

  • How much of an age cap can you handle?
  •       Apparently, nearly 12 years is totally doable. Though sometimes it makes Mark grumpy when I point out that during his senior year of High School, I was in like, first grade. Hah!

  • How would you introduce yourself on a blind date?
  •       I wouldn’t. No way.

  • Could you forgive a cheater?
  •       I did once. I never will again.

  • Is lying about something serious as bad as cheating?
  •       …depends on the “seriousness”. Lying about getting a vasectomy while we’re busily trying to get pregnant? Yeah, that’s as bad. That’s a total breach of trust. Utterly wrong. Those sort of big lies indicate a lack of or breakdown of communication; toxic.

Signed, Josie
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