Weird ?s: 1-49

      Yes, another MeMe (or is it meme?) here on JeezJosie.com because gosh – I’ve got SO much DnD “lit” publishing this month, I had to break it up with some less… “serious” posts.
      I found, as usual, these questions on Tumblr and thought, well… some of them are new-ish. So let’s give it a try. Why? Because its my blog and I can do what I want.
      Hah!

1) Sexuality? Straight, but Not Narrow, as they say.
2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? Melanie Rawn, if they must be alive at this moment. My Dad, if they don’t. I’d like to “meet” him again, have him meet Mark…
3) Siblings? Yup. One sister, Evie.
4) What do you think about most? Fictional worlds, imaginary stuff. Mark. Money. Venna.
5) What does your latest text message from someone else say? From Evie, we were talking about gestational diabetes.
6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on? Depending on how hot it is, or how hot things are – both, neither.
7) What’s your strangest talent? I don’t have one that I can think of at the moment. I mean, writing. Remembering phone numbers, maybe?
8) Girls…. (finish the sentence); Boys…. (finish the sentence) Girls are people deserving of respect. Boys are people deserving of respect.
9) Ever had a poem or song written about you? Not that I know of, but once upon a time an online boyfriend got a “J” tattooed on his bicep for me. His backwoods hillbilly cousin did it with needles and ballpoint pen ink. Yeah. That happened.
10) When is the last time you played the air guitar? Last weekend, listening to Man-o-War at the gaming table.
11) Do you have any strange phobias?I used to be really afraid of Spiders, Clowns, and Snakes. But mostly I just consider those aversions. My only real fears these days are failure, losing loved ones, and house fires.
12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? No. Well, a finger, maybe. I’m not gonna lie. I’ve mined a booger in my day. #notashamed #thatshititchessometimes
13) What’s your religion? Love
14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing? Looking for shade. Hahaha… playing with the puppy.
15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? Behind. 100%
16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band? Ummmm… it is a simple question, but I don’t have an answer. I don’t really listen to any one specific these days. I just put on Pandora and let it go.
17) What was the last lie you told? That I would never make another one of these lists.
18) Do you believe in karma? Yes, but no. I mean, I don’t “believe” in it like a faith, but I think that sometimes, we reap exactly what we sow.
19) What does your URL mean? Jeez, Josie is what people sigh when I start talking. My tumblr one, I won’t post here, but it is just an old “anonymous” nickname I used to use for various forums and stuff where you had to register but which I did not want to use my real info on.
20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength? Fear of Failure. Fear of Failure.
21) Who is your celebrity crush? Alyson Hannigan.
22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping? Nope.
23) How do you vent your anger? I kill people in angry writing rants.
24) Do you have a collection of anything? I used to collect stuffed black & white cows, holstein-print items, Sailor Moon Goodies, um… music, notebooks, pens, books… I’m not quite a pack rat/hoarder, but…
25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? Neither. I hate the phone. I only like Skype with my Mom & nephew (and sister, lol).
26) Are you happy with the person you’ve become? Mostly. I wish I was less lazy, less fat, more successful.
27) What’s a sound you hate; sound you love? Crying babies; Mark’s voice.
28) What’s your biggest “what if”? …I die tomorrow?
29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens? Sorta. Yes.
30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm. Work computer keyboard. My cup of water.
31) Smell the air. What do you smell? Sunny stinky happy puppy at my feet.
32) What’s the worst place you have ever been to? Gary, Indiana.
33) Choose East Coast or West Coast? West Coast.
34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender? A hot dude singer? Ummmm…. Uhhhh…. I always thought Adam Levine was okay…
35) To you, what is the meaning of life? 42
36) Define Art. Beauty in all its forms. Even the ugly ones.
37) Do you believe in luck? Er… I guess so…?
38) What’s the weather like right now? Humid as fuck.
39) What time is it? 11:17pm
40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? Yes. Yes, twice at 16 and never since.
41) What was the last book you read? re-reading GRRM’s GoT series
42) Do you like the smell of gasoline? Ugh. No.
43) Do you have any nicknames? Nubby, Sweet Tangerine, The Bitch, Josie, Baby-cakes…
44) What was the last movie you saw? I watched Centurion the other night. I think that’s it. I’ve been watching DVR’d TV Shows the past few days.
45) What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had? Infected tooth that left me hospitalized for nine days.
46) Have you ever caught a butterfly? I don’t think so. They’re beautiful in flight, why catch it?
47) Do you have any obsessions right now? I am the Queen of obsessions. I think Sailor Moon and DnD are my biggest obsessions of the moment.
48) What’s your sexual orientation? Didn’t we already answer this in #1? I like dudes for sex. I like to look at pretty people of any gender. I both love and hate people in general.
49) Ever had a rumor spread about you? Yeah. That I was a dyke, that I was a slut, that I was a viiiiirgin…

….to be continued….

Signed, Josie
Note: Image is “FAQ” by (beni_bb) from SXC.hu

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