Josie

Borderlines

      We crossed a lot of borderlines in the past two weeks.       I flew from the good ol’ Commonwealth of Pennsylvania all the way across the country to Seattle, WA. Then there was a Budget Truck, which I personally drove from Ellensburg, WA to Las Vegas, NV. We passed through…

Innards & Outturds

      Oh yeah, I went there.       I’m “dazed” by school. Hah hah. Clever, witty, cliché, boring, idiotic…       Spare me – its nearly 11pm, today was killer at work, I’ve been up since six, and I wrote about 3000 words today (Camp NaNo for the win!).    …

Duh-RAMA

      I don’t like drama.       I don’t. I’m not a roller coaster girl; I prefer the scrambler.       That’s a strange metaphor, but the point is that I don’t like high drama in my life. People who are constantly in flux that way freak me out. I don’t…

Uncle Bob

      Everyone has an Uncle Bob, right?       That’s the trope. Good ol’ Uncle Bob.       I have two. Well, technically, I only ever had one, but I don’t really know him. He’s on my father’s side of the family and their a lot less close than the folk…

Teenaged Puppy

      Meet Venna Albert.       She is just about six months old. She has been spayed, she is about 95% house-trained, she usually sits on command, and she is a whiny teenaged puppy going through her rebellious stage.       Oh yeah. She hit imaginary puberty and she hit it…